In America, You Break Law. In Soviet

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

I Believe There Is A Direct Correlation Between Love And Laughter.