I Fed My Ego, But Not My

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!

If Love Is The Treasure, Laughter Is The Key.

Balance Is So Important In Our Lives. In Our Busy World, We Can Give Ourselves Balance Between Thinking And Feeling.