I Fed My Ego, But Not My

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough On People.

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.

Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are Like Buses..." That's It.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!