I Fed My Ego, But Not My

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.