Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And The Punishment Is Seven Years In Prison, Locked Up With The Other Men. There Is A Three Year Waiting List.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.