Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!