In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

We Have Been Learning Since We Were Children How To Make Money, Buy Things, Build Things. The Whole Education System Is Set Up To Teach Us How To Think, Not To Feel.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.