In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet

In Today's Society We Sometimes Forget To Balance Our Hearts And Our Heads; This Is The Reason We Stop Laughing.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And The Punishment Is Seven Years In Prison, Locked Up With The Other Men. There Is A Three Year Waiting List.

I Believe That Laughter Is A Language Of God And That We Can All Live Happily Ever Laughter.

If Love Is The Treasure, Laughter Is The Key.