The Places I've Worked In The Past,

Larry Flynt, Running For Governor Of California. His Goal - Change Our State Bird To The Spread Eagle.

The Election Is In Full-swing. Republicans Have Taken Out Round-the-clock Ads Promoting George Bush. Don't We Already Have That? It's Called Fox News.

Martha Stewart Was Convicted Of Four Counts Of Lying And Obstruction Of Justice And Could Serve Up To 20 Years In Congress.

It's Not A Big Part, ... I Wheel In An Ultrasound Machine And Say To Taylor's Gynecologist, 'if You Have A Problem With It, Just Give It A Light Tap On The Side.' Then They Hand Me A Urine Sample, And I Put It Up To The Light And Say 'hmm, Looks Pretty Healthy, But I'll Check.'

John Kerry Announced His Plan For How To Handle Those Poor Naked Prisoners. His Wife Is Going To Buy Them All A $1,000 Armani Suit.