People Here In Los Angeles Are Disgusted

A Study Shows Breast Implants Can Cause Nausea And Dizziness... From All The Free Drinks.

Bryant Gumbel Is Thrilled About His Cbs Deal And Can't Wait To Start Alienating The Staff Of An Entirely New Network.

I Don't Do Well Around The Angry, Bitter And Emotionally Fragile Among Us, Which May Eliminate 70% Of The Population.

As John Kerry Sails Toward The Democratic Nomination, New Questions Are Emerging About President Bush's Service In The National Guard, Like Where He Was For Six Months In 1972 And Why He Refused To Take A Routine Physical. President Bush Has Vowed To Get To The Bottom Of This Right After Election Day.

In A New Poll 54 Percent Believed President Bush Exaggerated The Size Of Iraq's Missile Threat. Hey, He's A Guy.