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A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.