All I Know About Humor Is That

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.