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An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.