She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub

My Wife Is Such A Bad Cook, If We Leave Dental Floss In The Kitchen The Roaches Hang Themselves.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?