Run Scared ... And They Never Catch

God Always Comes Up With A Third Act Twist -- And We Won't Know Until We Die Whether The Play Was A Comedy Or A Tragedy.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.