Boy George Is All England Needs. Another

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

[on Plastic Surgery:] My Motto Is: 'anything That Can Be Lifted Should Be Lifted. Anything That Falls Should Be Caught. And Try To Catch Any Falling Stuff Before It Hits The Ground.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.