Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age

My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman. When A Flying Saucer Landed On The Lawn, She Turned It Over To See If It Was Wedgwood.

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.

There Is Nothing Funny About Aging: It Is Rotten And Depressing. Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.