People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.