It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!