I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.