I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!