No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.

No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of A Night's Sleep.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started