The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started

Without Question The Most Unpopular Medium Of Musical Sound In The World.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.