A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

I Have Just Been All Round The World And Have Formed A Very Poor Opinion Of It.

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

The British Like Any Kind Of Music So Long As It Is Loud.