Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

I Have Just Been All Round The World And Have Formed A Very Poor Opinion Of It.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of A Night's Sleep.

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.