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There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

Beethoven's Last Quartets Were Written By A Deaf Man And Should Only Be Listened To By A Deaf Man.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.

We Cannot Expect You To Be With Us All The Time, But Perhaps You Could Be Good Enough To Keep In Touch Now And Again.

The British Like Any Kind Of Music So Long As It Is Loud.