Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More

Elgar's First Symphony Is The Musical Equivalent Of St Pancras Railway Station.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

In The First Movement Alone, I Took Note Of Six Pregnancies And At Least Four Miscarriages.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.