Next Time I See You, Remind Me

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy