Next Time I See You, Remind Me

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

We Took Pictures Of The Native Girls, But They Weren't Developed. . . But We're Going Back Next Week.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.