Television Is Where You Watch People In

Anyone Buying This Book Is Going To Be Out A Tidy Sum If He Is Sucked In By The Title. I Wish I Could Write A Real Sexy Book That Would Be Barred From The Mails. Apparently Nothing Whets A Reader's Appetite For Literature More Than The News That The Author Has Been Thrown Into A Federal Pokey For Disturbing The Libido Of Millions Of Americans.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.