I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

Why A Four-year-old Child Could Understand This Report. Run Out And Find Me A Four-year-old Child. I Can't Make Head Nor Tail Out Of It.