New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It

President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

Here's To All Volunteers, Those Dedicated People Who Believe In All Work And No Pay.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

I Got A Valentine's Day Card From My Girl. It Said, 'take My Heart! Take My Arms! Take My Lips!' Which Is Just Like Her. Keeping The Best Part For Herself.

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.