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I Value People With A Conscience. It's Like A Beeper From God.

More Than Ever Before, Americans Are Suffering From Back Problems: Back Taxes, Back Rent, Back Auto Payments.

To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is Divine.

Have You Noticed When You Go On A Diet, The First Thing You Lose Is Your Temper.

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.