There's So Much Pollution In The Air

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.

I Always Wondered Why Babies Spend So Much Time Sucking Their Thumbs. Then I Tasted Baby Food.

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!