Most People Would Like To Be Delivered

I Should Warn You That Underneath These Clothes I'm Wearing Boxer Shorts And I Know How To Use Them.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.