There Are Days When It Takes All

Sports Like Baseball, Basketball, And Hockey Develop Muscles. That's Why Americans Have The Strongest Eyes In The World.

Anybody With A Good Sense Of Humor Is One-up On Their Competition. We Respond To Somebody Who Has The Ability To Make Us Laugh. It's A Bonding Influence.

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?