My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I Don't Believe Meatloaf Should Glow In The Dark