My Son Says I Never Tell Stories

Eating Takes A Special Talent. Some People Are Much Better At It Than Others. In That Way, It Is Like Sex, And As With Sex, It's More Fun With Someone Who Really Likes It. I Can't Imagine Having A Lasting Friendship With Anyone Who Is Not Interested In Food.

Everything My Mother Made Had To Cook For 80 Hours, And When She Made Matzoh Balls She Didn't Know Fluffy. Everything Sank.

Ed Sullivan Brought Me To Tv First In 1952, Then Garry Moore's Program Gave Me A Lot Of Confidence And Freedom.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.