My Son Says I Never Tell Stories

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

I Had A Sympathetic Role In 'thirtysomething,' And In Two Weeks I'm Going To Do The Role Again. But In The Movies, I Just Love The Heavies. It's Much More Fun. Villains Are A Ball. People Have Been Laughing At Me For 50 Years, So I Love To Sit In The Back Of The Theater And Listen To Them Hate Me.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

Comedy Is An Amazing Calling. Once You Get That First Laugh, It's Hard To Turn Away. Then, Of Course, You're Hooked And You Have To Learn How To Survive In The Business.