Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us

Larry David Finds A Way To Make Jokes About The Holocaust. It Would Never Have Occurred To Me. And It Was Funny.

Milton Took Vaudeville, Which, If You Look Up 'vaudeville' In The Dictionary, Right Alongside Of It, It Says 'milton Berle' - And He Made It Just A Tremendous Party.

When I Read Dickens For The First Time, I Thought He Was Jewish, Because He Wrote About Oppression And Bigotry, All The Things That My Father Talked About.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.