My Mother Kept The House Clean And

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

There's A Charm, There's A Rhythm, There's A Soul To Jewish Humor. When I First Saw Richard Pryor Perform, I Told Him, 'you're Doing A Jewish Act.'

Eating Takes A Special Talent. Some People Are Much Better At It Than Others. In That Way, It Is Like Sex, And As With Sex, It's More Fun With Someone Who Really Likes It. I Can't Imagine Having A Lasting Friendship With Anyone Who Is Not Interested In Food.