My Mother Kept The House Clean And

When I Read Dickens For The First Time, I Thought He Was Jewish, Because He Wrote About Oppression And Bigotry, All The Things That My Father Talked About.

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

My Brother Is The Youngest Member Of The College Of Physicians And Surgeons. And I Wouldn't Let Him Cut My Nails.