My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said,

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.

That's The Great Thing About New Year's, You Get To Be A Year Older. For Me, That Wasn't Such A Joke, Because My Birthday Was Always Around This Time. When I Was A Kid, My Father Used To Tell Me That Everybody Was Celebrating My Birthday. That's What The Trees Are All About.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.

Banks Have A New Image. Now You Have 'a Friend,' Your Friendly Banker. If The Banks Are So Friendly, How Come They Chain Down The Pens?

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.