My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.