My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.