My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle

I Gave My Wife A Twenty-five-dollar Gift Certificate. She Used It As A Down Payment On A Mink Coat.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.