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A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

Our Tree Was So Puny We Used Orthopedic Bulbs.

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.