A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

I'd Rather Be A Could-be If I Cannot Be An Are; Because A Could-be Is A Maybe Who Is Reaching For A Star. I'd Rather Be A Has-been Than A Might-have-been, By Far; For A Might Have-been Has Never Been, But A Has Was Once An Are.

If You Hire Relatives, You'll Have A Payroll That Won't Quit.