A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

Most Attorneys Practice Law Because It Gives Them A Grand And Glorious Feeling. You Give Them A Grand - And They Feel Glorious.

This Man's Wife Told Him, "for Christmas, Surprise Me." On Christmas Eve He Leaned Over Where She Was Sleeping And Said, "boo!"

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.