A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.