A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

He Was Such A Bad Writer, They Revoked His Poetic License.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.