A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.