A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

Our Tree Was So Puny We Used Orthopedic Bulbs.

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.