I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?