If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In Her Stockings - My Brother.

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.