If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.