If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.