Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day -

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.