Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

If You Hire Relatives, You'll Have A Payroll That Won't Quit.