In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"