Committee - A Group Of Men Who

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.