Committee - A Group Of Men Who

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.