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My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.