I Gave My Wife A Twenty-five-dollar Gift

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

I Never Stole A Joke In My Life. I Just Find Them Before They're Lost.

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.