The Problem With Life Is, By The

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

My Wife Can't Figure Out What To Buy Me. What Do You Give A Man Who's Had Everything Up To Here?

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!