Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.