Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

Anytime A Person Goes Into A Delicatessen And Orders A Pastrami On White Bread, Somewhere A Jew Dies.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.