Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.