I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

If You Hire Relatives, You'll Have A Payroll That Won't Quit.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

Santa Is Having A Tough Time This Year. Last Year He Deducted Eight Billion For Gifts, And The Irs Wants An Itemized List