I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

I'd Rather Be A Could-be If I Cannot Be An Are; Because A Could-be Is A Maybe Who Is Reaching For A Star. I'd Rather Be A Has-been Than A Might-have-been, By Far; For A Might Have-been Has Never Been, But A Has Was Once An Are.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is The Land Of Promise Should Be Here During An Election Campaign.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.