I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.