I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

I'd Rather Be A Could-be If I Cannot Be An Are; Because A Could-be Is A Maybe Who Is Reaching For A Star. I'd Rather Be A Has-been Than A Might-have-been, By Far; For A Might Have-been Has Never Been, But A Has Was Once An Are.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.